Tuesday, October 03, 2006

In The Pee Hours Of The Morning

For the most part, I'm okay with not needing to stand up to pee. Sure, it's not as convenient, say, when you're in the woods, or on a long car trip in a secluded area, or when you're in a house full of boys who rarely need to put down the seat, or you're in a NYC public bathroom for that matter (Damn you, Central Park boathouse bathroom! The shock was too much!). Most other times it's totally cool.

....but it's been a good 25 years since accepting my natural fate as a lady.
However, it's sculptural inventions like these when I am almost so, so jealous at not being able to use a urinal.

Duchamps, eat your heart out!

PISS IN THE FLOWER!

2 comments:

Lois said...

I will learn to pee standing up just so I can buy one of these! I like the morning glory one best.

Tits McGee said...

Ohmygod.

These kick this urinal's ass.