Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Buries And Cream

"He was a good brother."
"Yes, a kind one."
"One of the best."
"Would lasso the moon for you."
"Of course, we had to bludgeon him with the garden shovel."
"Most inconvenient, but unavoidable. He knew too much."
"Jeeves was furious."
"Is it a full moon tonight, Sister?"
"I will have the upstairs maid preoccupied as planned."
"Most excellent. Shame about Jeeves, though."
"Yes. Most unfortunate. I will start digging a hole next to dear Brother."

1 comment:

Lois said...

"They say the grass is always greener on the other side, but we walked to the other side of the pathway and it looks no greener here than over there."

"Most curious, indeed. Perhaps we were lied to?"

"I suspect so, yes."

"I am bored. Let us go knit some more sweaters, only this time, YOU may knit the hooded one with the pockets."