Saturday, August 26, 2006

Fur-Ever And Ever.

A bachelor's life can be lonely, so we all cheered for Harold when he finally got himself a dog. Man's best friend would surely keep him company. Soon Harold and his new sheepdog "Betsy" were seen everywhere...the park, the grocery store, the matinée. Betsy was a real looker, too. She'd eat everyone's cheese at Harold's frequent fondue soirées when they weren't looking, but no one minded because it meant Harold had a true blue, loyal-to-the-end friend. She brought him his slippers, fetched him martinis, and even learned how to work the Jenn-Aire.
It warmed the very cockles of our hearts to see Harold with such a devoted pet.

...Until they consummated that bond.

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