Thursday, July 06, 2006

CONTEST: Give This Photo A Caption!!

Dear Readers:

If you can write the winning caption for this stunning photograph, you will win a special surprise straight out of the Mad Vortex. It could be one of the features, a live animal, or whatever tickles my fancy.

Bonus prize for the first person who correctly guesses who the woman is. You have until the end of July!

9 comments:

Jess B said...

Ah! Who put that goldfish in my wine?

Gino said...

"When I am not holding something in my fist or mouth, I drink wine to fill the emptiness, then I just fall into the habit"

jack rabbit said...

The Hiiillllllls are Allliiiiiiiiive..."

Chris said...

"Choking on capers, AAARRRRGH!!"

jack rabbit said...

The sign of a true alcoholic - choking on a caramelized onion whilst carefully balancing her wine glass.

tara said...

The cleverness of mother nature: when your mouth is bigger than your cup size.

Anonymous said...

Another fish please!

Dirty Shiptar said...

Once the serpent Kundalini was awakened in Alison, changes were apparent to all who cared to look. Shown here - She is hissing at the sun and drinking the blood of an Egyptian Wolfhound. Her parents are very proud.

Emily said...

that extra snort of coke was EXCELLENT with this beaujolais! let's have seconds!


it's rachel mu-fkin ray.