Tuesday, June 27, 2006

The Rage of Innocence

"I haven't any idea what you're talking about. I don't even have a car. How could I have fed your dreadful cat Fluffy that antifreeze? Ugh, I can't bear the thought of handling CAT FOOD. Disgusting stuff. Anyway, have you interrogated the Gibsons down the street? They have three cars and it's always cold here. I'm sure they're the ones with antifreeze, if that is indeed what killed your cat. I might have suggested it died from HORROR when it found out you were his family. Really. Most common. The only way to properly kill a cat is to poison all of the mice!"

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