The Legend of Whore-O

Whore-o, Spanish for foxy, is the secret identity of Dawn Diego de la Vega, a fictional noblewoman and master swordswoman living in the Upper East Side. She defends the Gotham people from the corrupt tyranny of Ryan Seacrest, proving herself to be much too cunning and foxlike for the bumbling and tanorexic E! commentators to catch.

The character's visual motif is typically a frightening striped poncho, a large and ugly flat-brimmed hat and black leggings that cover her unsightly cellulite problem. In addition, her favored weapon is a Visa card which she often uses to leave her distinctive emblem, a large '$' made from three quick swipes in the machine. She also uses a bullwhip with her multitude of lovers.