Sunday, June 25, 2006

Larynx Terror

Dermot the Giraffe lived a quiet, serene life on top of the toy chest.
Myrtle Reardon, however, was a different story. Always a difficult child, Myrtle was shuttled back and forth to various therapists in order to keep her outbursts under control.
One awful day, Myrtle spat out her Ritalin sandwich and took out her anger upon Dermot. After 3 minutes of agony, Dermot narrowly escaped certain death in Myrtle's vicious attack.
The bruises are healed and his larynx back to normal, but Dermot still suffers nightmares from the terrorist toddler.
Myrtle remains in the asylum, often bound by a rather colourful straitjacket.

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