Monday, June 19, 2006

I Must, I Must, I Must Increase My Bust

I like that this is a "personal message to the women of America." I like knowing that I can will my chest to develop three full inches by simply wearing a bra instead of a sleeveless, shapeless turtleneck sweater. I am mildly concerned, however, that by "developer," Mark Eden actually wants you to drink this.*

*Sigh. For all you post-Y2K photographers, this was the stuff that made pictures before your cellphone.

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