Featuring: "Lard - The oft overlooked condiment that fills your hungry belly up right, and right cheap. Use it as a spread on sandwiches! Drizzle it over your corn grits! Dip bland potatoes into its greasy goodness! It's versatility is rivaled only by it's velvety texture and absence of flavor. Ask your butcher about his scrap fat today!"
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Featuring: "Lard - The oft overlooked condiment that fills your hungry belly up right, and right cheap. Use it as a spread on sandwiches! Drizzle it over your corn grits! Dip bland potatoes into its greasy goodness! It's versatility is rivaled only by it's velvety texture and absence of flavor. Ask your butcher about his scrap fat today!"
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