Monday, June 12, 2006

Bottoms Up, Babycakes

"Hey, sexy lady. I saw you from across the room, talking to the bartender. I liked your smile. Sure made my engines rev, babe. You should wear blue sequins more often. I like the way they sparkle, like your eyes. What perfume is that you're wearing...? No wait, don't tell me. It's "Charlie," isn't it? I knew it. See, I consider myself a connoisseur of ladies' fragrances. I know a girl likes it when a man like me pays attention to what they're wearing, right down to their....perfume. You like fondue? I thought so. Why don't you come back to my place and we can melt a little cheese together? Oh, watching your calories? Well, I have diet cheese. Only 100 calories...."

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