Monday, May 08, 2006

U.S. Patent No. 3,167,440

"Having thus described our invention, what we claim as new and useful and desire to secure by the United States Letters Patent is a smooth and velvety composition of matter which is soft, pliable, non-sticky, non-toxic, substantially lump-free, re-workable and re-moldable, consisting essentially of a mixture formed from about 450-500 pounds of grain flour, about 450-550 pounds of water, about 1-3 gallons of kerosene, and about 75-200 pounds of a water-soluble, substantially nontoxic, inorganic chlorine salt."

Sure, kids, it's safe! Kerosene will make you big and strong!!!

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