"No, Carol, rat poison is NOT the way to go. Too easy to unearth in a toxicology report. We must look innocent to the courts. What about a more patient means? We can slowly build our tolerance for arsenic. Three months from now we shall serve her a delicious, arsenic-laden dinner that we have ALSO consumed ourselves, but with our high tolerance level, we'll be home free. She'll be dead, and the toxicologists will be baffled, should they perform an autopsy at all. Then Uncle Rupert's vast railroad fortune will be mine! I mean...ours."
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
Conservatory Conversation
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