Why Fear Childbirth?

"Hello, Druggist. I hear that this skin lubricant is delightful to use."
"Generally most lubricants are. That might be how you found yourself in this predicament in the first place."
"Just make these stretchmarks and caked breasts go away!"
"I know. I know you want to be supple, pliant and elastic again."
"Can you start with my eyebrows, please?"