Monday, December 14, 2009

Blind Date: Vaughan.

Meet Vaughan. He likes the kind of dames who are spearmint cold on the outside, cinnamon hot on the inside. He knows what he wants and what he needs in a woman, and he wants VARIETY. HE WANTS IT SASSY. Vaughan majored in PR in college, and he knows where to lay on the charm most. He knows you like burgers. He knows you like them well-done. HE REMEMBERS. Like volumes of 17th century French poetry? Vaughan's got it covered and will read it to you in that velveeta-smooth voice he uses when he deejays the disco show at the local radio station. Come on, baby. Vaughan's here.

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