"...For that magical evening neither of us will ever soon forget."
Marrying off the love of his life to...to that BEARD! was the most difficult thing Pastor Wilson would ever have to do in his many years of tending the flock. That magical night, indeed...the night they proclaimed their undying love for each other after the Pet Shop Boys concert in the park.
"What have...I done...to deserve this?" he sobbed into his cassock later that evening.