"Okay people, now, listen up, we're gonna watch a film today about the miracle of human sexuality. Linda? Linda? Wake up, Linda. Sexual intercourse is a beautiful thing between a man and a woman, and to show this sensitive topic with dignity, this film uses delicate Hümmel figurines and a soundtrack by Rachmaninoff. I got permission slips from all of your parents, right? No, Karen? Okay, you're excused. Please spit out your gum, Mark."