Jeeez. I was doing Mass all wrong. Normally I'd go in there, sit and listen to the priest for a while, listen to some people read passages from the Bible in a monotone, mumble some stuff I had memorized, sing a couple of songs, eat Jesus and think "bleccch, Jesus tastes an awful lot like Manischewitz and styrofoam!", put some money in a dish, and then sprinkle water on myself. I guess I should have talked to my tutor?