Thursday, August 13, 2009

Red Scare.


The Sampsons were happy to see Cousin Freddie...happy, that is, until they spotted his commie red plaid Thermos container.

"Better dead than Red," mutter Pop.

"Hush, he's still my sister's son," shushed Mother. "Besides, Connie has on a red blouse."

"That's his influence."

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