Gallery of Women With Incompetent Lovers.

They told her the earlobe could be re-attached, but the scar would be permanent.


Insisted he liked his women to perform backbreaking exercises. Loretta's corset, thankfully, saved her ribcage...though her bustle was nearly the end of her spinal cord.


Decided the only proper way to woo a lady was through the protective barriers of picket fences. Upgraded to barbed wire upon engagement.


Her mouth wasn't the only thing he had trouble locating.