He doesn't want you to know that if you hear statues talking, you might have some problems to check into.
My guardian angel wants a raise up to the new minimum wage increase, a better health care plan and for me to stay the hell out of trouble for a week or two so he can get a little vacation time ina nice little resort on the Riviera on a nude beach.
"Dear Jesus, why do you have a thorn-wrapped, blood-dripping heart with flames shooting out of it on your chest? It's kinda freaking me out here."
Post a Comment