Thursday, July 09, 2009

Ways To Tell If You're Going Deaf.

Listen to a jet take off right at the tarmac.

Listen to your big brother shoot off roman candles at a close range.

See if you can tell which instrument each kid is playing horrifically.

Listen to the whimsical sound of angry bees right next to your eardrum.

Let a hermit crab crawl into your ear canal and make a new home.

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