REASON: Hates birds.REASON: Bad breath.REASON: Swings for the other team.REASON: Sociopath.REASON: First cousin.
Notice how all of them are staring off into space, as if they're thinking of something else entirely.1.) "I should sew a new tablecloth; the old one is looking tattered. And we need new rugs for the living room, and..."2.) "Yes, Satan, you will have your sacrifice soon...very soon..."3.) "He's cute, but Annabelle is a MUCH better kisser."4.) "That joke Ted told me about the nun and the farmer was so funny! Perhaps I should tell it to Steven."5.) "The doctor says I have ADHD, but that's ridicu...OH, LOOK! A butterfly!"
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