Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Blind Date: Blaine.

Meet, Blaine, the newest Vice-President of Richter and Richter, Inc. Father gave him a brand new BMW convertible company car last month, which he promptly totalled after snorting a line off of his foxy secretary's bare breasts. He got off scot-free, thanks to some shyster lawyer connections. Blaine's looking for a wife, because it will be a better image. Hopefully one who is pretty hot and looks the other way when it comes to "affairs of the heart." You'll be traded in around age 45, anyway, so if you're looking to date someone and have a secure financial status...Blaine's your guy.

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