Sunday, June 28, 2009

Fishy Tales.

Greg, imbecile that he was, thought "Spike" was a dolphin trying to save him - and had a rude awakening when attempting to ride him to the coast and was promptly swallowed. Spike made a gallant effort to vomit him out, to be sure, but his gills gave out and Greg, grateful to the end, had him mounted on the wall above the fireplace. He would pet him adoringly, remembering the warm caress of Spike's icthyian gullet.

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