Tuesday, April 07, 2009

"Margaret, What Is This?"


How many times did she have to repeat it? thought Margaret, wearily. Lord Reginald took great sport in making her pronounce "boeuf bourgignonne" with her broad Yorkshire accent. Someday, he'd find himself drowning in a cauldron of it, and she'd cackle, "SAY IT, MOTHERF***ER! WHAT IS THIS?" But that would have to wait.

1 comment:

Stripey Underpants said...

Oh, shit, she was caught again. She'd have to find a better way to disguise the flavor of the marijuana tea; obviously, extra peppermint wasn't doing it.