Friday, April 03, 2009

Bain Le Douche

'Dear...I, I know we're having marriage problems, and I know you...want certain things, but...I need you to be more feminine. In every sense of the word. And to me, feminine means...well, let me put it this way, dearest. I know you've been using medicinal powders and old-fashioned home remedies...I know that Borax episode was bad, but I give you credit for trying...but, I need something more demure. Do you understand?"

1 comment:

Lidian said...

I have no doubt that the only water Mrs. Nancy Davis - umm...accesses - is demure.