Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Blind Date: Ronald

Meet Ronald. Ronald works out obsessively on his Nordic Track, and boy does he have the pecs to prove it. What do you think of his yolkèd pullover, hand-knitted from the fine wool of freerange sheep shorn by the peasant women of the Isle of Man? Or his mighty pleats, offsetting his fine package, all just waiting for the right moment to burst forth with the glory that is Ronald's genetic material?
Call 555.6734 if you're interested.

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