Saturday, February 14, 2009

Meal Planning Guide.

"Now, Freddie, I warned you earlier about what happens when you eat my special heart cookies. Health for Victory does not come through stealing. You know that. We can't defeat the Gerrys if you eat all our cookies. Are you not a patriot??"

1 comment:

StripeyUnderpants said...

"Freddie, NO! These are the 'special' cookies for our stepdaddy, remember?"

"Oh, yeah! Silly me, I forgot!"

"Now, you know the routine, right?"

"We give some of these to him. Just a few bites and he'll be out like a light. Then he'll be dead, just like Daddy, and then Mommy can collect on his insurance policy."

"Right, and then we'll all be set for life. Now, spread on the cyanide frosting, and make sure you wear gloves."