Wednesday, February 18, 2009

The Hecker Family

"Dear Hecker Family,
I had a really fun time at your house. I listened to Pa Hecker sing songs of praise, and watched Ma Hecker gently chide the young-uns for misbehavin' during prayer time, and I got to manifest Myself as a red drawing on your awesome wood panelled living room wall. Your family sure does like that clock! Did you ever get that carpet cleaned after Li'l Kenny spilled that grape KoolAid? I hope so! Anyway, I'm going to get back to lording over the universe, so have fun and let me know when you have another singalong night. I can't wait to try Ma's meatloaf!
Your friend, Jesus Christ"

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