Friday, January 02, 2009

See These Three Ways To Make Housework Less Work!

1) Burn down the house with your fiery satanic stare.
2) Will the house to levitate and then collapse upon itself in a fiery ball.
3) Make it disappear, and then make anyone who questions its disappearance ALSO disappear.

1 comment:

StripeyUnderpants said...

I am strongly in favor of the use of any and all of these housekeeping tips.