Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Outhousing Crisis

The Campbell family's biggest source of pride was their not single-, not double-, but TRIPLE-SEATED outhouse.
"The family that pisses together, never misses together," quoted Pa, proudly.
"I never feel lonely at any given time," replied his happy wife.
Young Rebecca was not above bragging about their enviable status symbol to the rest of the people down at the general store.

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