Saturday, September 06, 2008

Wedding Hells


"Darling Cordelia," he murmured into his new bride's ear, "darling, at last, we are wed."
"Yes, Nelson," she replied, dreamily.
"Now I may kiss you where I like," he said, chastely choosing her forehead.

It was at this moment Cordelia realized that saving herself for him was the worst f***ing mistake of her life.

1 comment:

Lois said...

I've never seen a guy with a forehead-sniffing fetish before.