Friday, September 19, 2008

Family Matters


"Come, family, gather around the old hi-fi. We shall listen to the maudlin melodies of one Karen Carpenter. You, Junior! In the kimono, join in song! All together now...
Looonnnng agooooo and oh so....far awayyyyy....
Linda? How is that butterfly, baby? You flyin' with me?
...Don't you remember you told me you loved me babyyyyy....baby baby baby baby ohhh baby, I loooove youuuuu....
Polly? Are you comfortable on that bordello throw pillow?"

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's the best junior shirt or toga top I've ever seen.
---Suzanne

Annie said...

That mom has all kinds of wings going on.

Renee said...

ahhh, how innocent we were...

StripeyUnderpants said...

A sure-fire way to get your son beat up is to send him to school in a kimono.