Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Cartel Hell

They sure was bewitchin', what with their Dodge van and their chaste hairdos and their knee-length modesty skirts and ruffled sleeves no one understood. But the Hockenberry sisters' spell came to an end when their awful secret was discovered. Those sleeves smuggled cocaine to the underbelly of Maple Falls, and these three drug mules were the biggest damn whores east of the Susquehanna.

1 comment:

Lois said...

When I was a little girl, I had cat's-eye glasses like that, only mine were sky blue. XD