Saturday, July 05, 2008

Blind Date: Doug

Meet Doug. Doug is a confirmed bachelor who has, up until her recent mysterious death, lived with his mother, Nan. Doug runs a small tourist attraction (a giant cave) on the road just off Rte 45, just up from the hunting camp. Doug did very well in school because Mother Nan demanded he get all A's. Mother Nan always told him he was a good boy. She dressed him in his bow tie and his jacket because he must look together at all times. Mother Nan ironed his clothes. Mother Nan made sure he went to Methodist services every day. Mother Nan...could you be Mother Nan?

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