Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Words of Wisdom

"Welcome to our family, Johnny. I trust that you will find us a satisfactory family unit. There are only three rules in our house. The first is, no swearing. The second is, respect your elders. And the third is, never EVER watch that fornicatin' agent of Satan Hannah Montana. She is a devil child, Jimmy, a devil child. Now you just follow these rules and life will always be peaceful."

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