Wednesday, June 11, 2008


Roger did everything with his best friend Uncle Cluckers. They played baseball together, went to the movies, even took swing dancing lessons with Miss Fielding on Thursday nights. Uncle Cluckers really enjoyed hanging out with Roger, especially when the pair of them got trashed on moonshine during the fourth of July weekend and started screaming "CLUCK YOU, ASSHOLE! CLUCK! YOUUUUU!" Roger claimed he had no memory of the incident, but only in public. When behind closed doors, the pair of them would cackle and caw over the thrill of making Mrs Edwards blush until the sun came up, and then some.

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