The Future Of Our Generation

"He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...he loves me not...."

Soon Kelly was at the last petal, and she knew in her heart of hearts that he loved her. Yes, Tommy Jenkins would someday be her husband. She knew this because she cheated, much like she did at MASH. The flower petals confirmed it. He loved her, and they would be married and live in a shack and drive a jalopy and...no, wait, that wasn't right....they would live in a MANSION and drive a MERCEDES and she would be a MOVIE STAR and they would have SEVEN kids.