Monday, June 09, 2008

Family Memories

"Dad, we want to hear that story again - you know the one! That one about the time you killed that hobo and ground his carcase in the meat grinder at work and how you never let us eat sausage anymore?"

"Ha ha! Now, son, I think you have it wrong. It was a carny, and the meat grinder you're thinking of was actually a candyfloss machine."

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