Hell's Kitchen

"What do you MEAN you forgot to add a pinch of cardamom? If there's one thing I hate, Reggie, it's SLOPPINESS. This tastes like SHIT, Reggie, SHIT. I wouldn't even feed it to my DOG. My DOG would think it was a plate of shit, too. HOW COULD YOU FORGET THAT GODDAMN CARDAMOM? That's the bloody secret ingredient and goddammit, I will NOT tolerate such disregard for my recipe creation talent as yours, you potato-headed kumquat! I'm going to f***ing rip off your arms if you f***ing forget one more thing in any of my dishes tonight! Do you UNDERSTAND????!!!"