Thursday, May 22, 2008

Blind Date: Bill


"Hey. I'm Bill, but you can call me anything you like, babe. Especially if it's moaned. OH! Snap! So what's your sign? You look like a Capricorn. I'm a Taurus myself. Tauruses like money, fast cars, and good lookin' chicks, and I've got two out of three. Wanna complete my collection? Oh, you're a Virgo? Even better. Ooh, babe, I like your purse. I notice things like that. You must like lookin' good. I know I like you lookin' good. I just got these glasses, but baby, you're blindin' me with your glow. So, what do you like to do on weekends? Me, I like a good night of poker with my buddies, but when a lady's around it's just you, me and a twirling disco ball. I can do the Hustle. Can you? You can? Oh, you can't. Sorry, my mistake. God, double-knit polyester becomes your complexion."

1 comment:

sorcerer-mickey said...

A youthful James Lileks, ODing on too many viewings of Thank God It's Friday?