Sunday, May 25, 2008

Another Brick In The Wall

"See boys? This is precisely what I was telling you about earlier. Look at the craftsmanship in this brick. Fine, solid piece of building material! The red comes from the iron in the clay. This one here weighs about two pounds, which, when combined with the force of my right arm pitch, will be sufficient enough to completely shatter the front window of Janson's Jewels, giving me just enough of a time window to escape with those Rolexes before the po-po get their fat doughnut asses over to Maple Boulevard."

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