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Edna fought long and hard with the vegan crowd. Eggs were vegetables, she insisted. Healthy, delicious vegetables. And no one could persuade her otherwise, not even President Reagan. He stood by her side, until that fateful day when he turned on Edna and declared ketchup a vegetable too. Ketchup? KETCHUP? What the hell tomfoolery was that? Eggs were one thing, but ketchup?

Ketchup was a whole grain, you ninny!