Thursday, February 21, 2008

Blessed Is The Pretzel Of Thy Womb

Once in a lifetime, the Virgin Mary comes to us - sometimes as visions in eastern European caves, through bleeding statues, through salted dough. As of this writing, someone - some lucky, religious someone, is going to take home Our Lady for a mere $7500. Will it be a priest? A bishop? The Holy Father? Or some guy with a real yen for stale Rold Gold?

Hurry, before the auction ends and the Blessed Mother smites you with a dollop of Marian Mustard!

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