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From Ken Meier.
I like to imagine other posters from what could have been a series.
- The groovy hippie saves his soap for a rainy day instead of scrubbing during the week. But the joke's on The Establishment because he keeps his stash in the hollowed-out bar, man, far out.
- The vapid sorrostitute texts her BFF on her Helio Ocean. But she had 2 holla w/U l8r, b/c U jus don kno howwwww 2 get on Idol or evin Utoob!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- The 1920s flapper spins her fringe by swinging her hips. But her old man came down on her since lives in the 1800s.