Slim Badbody

"...And that's where baby Jesus REALLY came from!"

"Sister Gretchen said that baby Jesus was implanted in the womb of the Blessed Mother without Original Sin!"

"Nuh-uh."

"Actually, Sally, I think that this is actually a diagram of how Jesus gets digested when we eat him at Mass."

"Baby Jesus doesn't get digested! He is implanted in the hearts of the faithful!"

"I thought he was in the Blessed Mother's uterus!"

"I have to eat the gluten-free Jesus or else he gives me a rash and diarrhea."

"I know where his foreskin ended up, St Catherine of Siena made it into a wedding ring!"