Maybe it was the ubiquitous influence of Miss Tyra Banks; maybe Santa just listened to RuPaul tapes too much back in the early 90s - but whatever it was, he was getting tired of the presents scene and insisted VH1 film a new reality series, "AMERICA'S NEXT TOP SANTA." The worst contender was a fey, midget farm boy from Idaho named Ronnie Willis, who insisted on South Beach Diet-friendly baked goods from good little children, or he threatened to leave rancid ground beef under their tree. Ronnie made the photographer's life a living hell during the third episode, insisting on direct light rather than ambient, and screaming in his trademark lisp, "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ME!"
Sunday, December 23, 2007
I'm Too Sexy For My Sleigh
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