Pirates of Penz-ass

I am the very model of a modern man who likes big butts
I've got the goods and you know well I go to gyms so I am cut
I know the hoochies in the club and those in heels who like to strut
From 46th to 81st, they're booty shakin' horny sluts.

I'm very well-acquainted, too, with posteriors that make me drool
I understand they're healthy and their beauty renders me a fool
And when I see them I am awfully conscious 'bout my manly tool
I have to chill with those big butts because I'm afraid to lose my cool