Avoid The Pad Vortex: Taste The Rainbow

I'm not sure about you, and I hope this doesn't offend anyone who might fall under this category because I'm really not THAT judgemental - though I have my limits...but anyway, I'd think twice about dating this dude. I'm not sure which is more telling of his personality - the bed with the anaemic quilt and pillows that look like they might be that uncomfortable spongey styrofoam that has yellowed and dry rotted to little styrofoam crumbles, or the poster on the wall next to it that says "Babe Rainbow."