Monday, October 08, 2007

Runnin' Fer Mayor

His platform that election year was one that Walnut Falls had never heard of before:
1) a square meal for every child
2) a bolt of cloth for every mama
3) some of the finest f***ing moonshine ever distilled from an ear of corn
4) a whore for every dad.

He won by a landslide, but couldn't hold the incumbency come '25.

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